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Sand tee, ink drawing of a pair of eyes peering over a wall of stacked coins, hands gripping the stacks
The shirt laid flat

Conversation ender

Aggressively Unapproachable

“Trying to look closed off, also financially stable”

States the intent out loud, which is funnier and more effective than the face.

€35 before delivery

Choose a size

€31 each for two. €29 each for three. EU delivery is calculated at checkout.

The blank

Heavy, wide, sand.

Material
100% cotton, 240 g/m²
Fit
Wide and relaxed, with dropped shoulders
Sizes
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Print
Direct-to-garment, printed in Germany
Returns
14 days for a change of mind; return postage is yours
The shirt worn on a financial-district pavement in dark sunglasses
On-body view 1 of 3
The shirt worn in a grey studio with folded arms
On-body view 2 of 3
The shirt worn in a cafe booth, sunglasses tipped down
On-body view 3 of 3