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Sand tee, ink drawing of a man tangled in long swirling looping lines, one hand on his head
The shirt laid flat

Conversation ender

Do Not Ask Me For Directions

“Do not ask me for directions, I barely navigate my own life”

The most literal one here. It is an instruction, and people follow it.

€35 before delivery

Choose a size

€31 each for two. €29 each for three. EU delivery is calculated at checkout.

The blank

Heavy, wide, sand.

Material
100% cotton, 240 g/m²
Fit
Wide and relaxed, with dropped shoulders
Sizes
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Print
Direct-to-garment, printed in Germany
Returns
14 days for a change of mind; return postage is yours
The shirt worn at a city intersection holding a folded paper map
On-body view 1 of 3
The shirt worn beneath two subway arrows, pointing in both directions at once
On-body view 2 of 3
The shirt worn in a studio, arms raised over a floor of tangled tape
On-body view 3 of 3